You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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