dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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