You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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