So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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