Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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