I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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