All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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