He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
