I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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