You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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