her vagine was all disorganized.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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