quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
