As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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