I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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