also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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