I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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