We won't sleep together?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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