I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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