It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
