OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
