I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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