dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
