i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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