Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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