if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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