You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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