no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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