Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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