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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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