Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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