I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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