i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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