Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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