you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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