I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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