I should be sponsored by Trojan
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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