you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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