I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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