remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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