question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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