just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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