I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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