I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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