: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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