quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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