"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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