yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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