sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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