I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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