he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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