he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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